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I honestly hate people so much. They’re so nasty for no reason other than to be nasty. I defended someone at work because customers called him fat and said he shouldn’t have a piece of cake someone made. Told them to stop picking on his weight

#Imagine if there were only two humans left in existence #And no matter how batshit insane that other human was #When he dies #you are really and truly alone #No one else could possibly understand what it’s like to be human #except you #No one else

adkkk: infosix: adkkk: guesswhatbatman: Imagine if you could lose weight without getting off tumblr and every mile you scrolled on your dash was the equivalent of running one mile I’d be like It actually is possible, my friend was telling me

amazingdanisnotalion: nyehs: what if for an entire year everyone stopped having kids and then there was like an empty grade level for 12 years Imagine being the kid who’s parents fucked upLike they were born when no one else was lmao

theredghost: One night I was pleasuring my friend Helen. She wanted to be pregnant like me so badly. I looked her up and down while she stroked my tummy. I smiled while I stared at her, imagining how she would swell. I conjured the idea of her grinning

adkkk: infosix: adkkk: guesswhatbatman: Imagine if you could lose weight without getting off tumblr and every mile you scrolled on your dash was the equivalent of running one mile I’d be like It actually is possible, my friend was telling me

myfriendscallmejohn: shota-nuggets: mattsonf: me What I imagine lolitas to be like this is exactly like they are i was at a restaurant in downtown chicago and they were being really really cute and stuff but then one of them iS DRINKING STRAIGHT

thedevilmaou: Oh my god I laughed my ass off and I feel bad about it coz it was definitely rape. I usually don’t like women who doesn’t have control over alcohol but now I’m having second thoughts. I never imagined a drunk waifu can be adorable. Fuck

alrightevans: imagine if sirius got married and had a kid and they were arguing and the kid was like ‘are you serious?’ and he’d be so torn. what dad joke does he make?? ‘why yes i am sirius’ or ‘no im not serious, im dad’? which one? which

nanananabatpig: I was just thinking about how Thomas Colton is such a sensible name compared to like West Anaximander and just imagine if like West grows up to be really average and one day he’s just like “mom… dad… I have to speak to you”

poisoninq: Lots of villages in the UK have turned red telephone boxes into mini libraries, just take a book and leave one behind. if there was something like this where i live, it would get trashed imagine how nice it would be though

dogirlsandra: franko653: kuntish: Imagine waking up like that one morning and being told your only purpose moving forward was asshole licking. Nicht gerade bequem aber zweckmäßig Lecker

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